Friday, 18 September 2009

Name: Stephanie 

Hometown: Mt. Olive, Alabama - close to Birmingham 

Current location: somewhere between Hell’s Kitchen and Upper West) with Jeff 

Occupation: Registered Nurse in a hospital Neuro ICU... She's also an aspiring DJ (i.e., has toyed with the turntables in the Samsung store at least three times) 

Favorite things: Dinosaurs, night vision goggles, camouflage, pirates, her bulldog Cash, the Friday afternoon dance party at her apartment each week, drinking coffee and reading NYT on her balcony 

Favorite homeless person: it’s a tie. Stephanie loves the lady by NYP hospital that is always reading a book. She has to be the classiest, most refined homeless person Steph has ever seen. Her  other favorite once set up shop outside her building for an afternoon, lying on a mattress that had been set out. She was stretched out and reading a magazine, wearing glasses with butterflies glued to them. She also kept her hands in her sweatpants, so as to make scratching her ass a little easier. 

Favorite Activities: drinking beer, making situations uncomfortable, laughing at her own jokes, watching football (especially Alabama) and Tool Academy 

Bonus secret: Stephanie is pretty sure one of her doormen is Santa Claus. She secretly whispers her Christmas list every time she walks past him. Jeff thinks Santa is getting tired of her clever attempts to let him know that she have figured out his secret identity 

Aspirations: Having a dinosaur/pirate themed wedding, Traveling to Namibia and sharing a Coca-Cola with some local kids, Being person of the Day - NYC